Fart Squad:Fartasaurus Rex

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Fart Squad:Fartasaurus Rex
By Seamus Pilger
   A few weeks ago, Darren Stonkadopolis and three other kids, Walter, Tina, and Juan-Carlos ate radioactive burritos that gave them all super fart powers. Walter can fly, Tina can make silent-but-deadly farts without making a face, Juan-Carlos can plant stink bombs that go off when he wants them to, and Darren makes super butt-burning atomic farts that can be smelled from space. While at a field trip at a dinosaur museum, Darren has to go fart. Really bad. So he goes outside, and does his business, but wakes up a prehistoric Fartasaurus Rex,which goes on a monstrous rampage. Will the fart squad be able to stop this rampaging monster? Or will they end up in Fart City?

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